1- and 2-star reviews fed into NVIDIA NIM gpt-oss-120b, grouped into themes with verbatim examples. Each cluster is a wedge a competitor could exploit.
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22 reviews·6 themes
Excessive and intrusive ads
Users report frequent, unavoidable, and long-duration advertisements that disrupt the app experience.
7
reviews
“I really recommend this app, it doesn’t just tell you by your name, you do a survey first. There are a few things I don’t like though, there’s literally an ad every 10 second so it takes forever.”
“a lot of questions asked about social media but I don’t use social media so I had to answer no and it made then be percentage lower. Also, there are tons of ads. I got an ad every three”
“So... when I went into the app it IMMEDIATELY gave me an ad. It wouldn’t let me exit it, and it was a 30 minute ad. Then, on stage 3 of the quiz, I got the same ad. I could exit it that time, but it AUTOMATICALLY gave it to me again, and I”
Inaccurate or misleading results
Users express disappointment that the app's predictions about crushes or feelings were incorrect or contradicted real-life outcomes.
6
reviews
“It dident work for me — I got this game cuz I had to know if my crush liked me but I was also friends with his friend and she told me my crush likes some other girl then I asked my crush and he said it was true I was heart broken and this game told me he liked me”
“Dont recamend — This app dosent work i got 83 on the test but i know he likes me because he gave me a flower to put in my hair so this app is fake i dont recamend”
“Sad — Mine was a 70 and went to 60 :(”
Poor gender and identity inclusivity
Users complain about lack of gender options or inappropriate assumptions about user identity.
4
reviews
“my crush is a girl not boy i am not gay i hate this — i don’t like it”
“Gender but fine — JUST ADD GENDERS THEN ILL GIVE IT 3 and a half”
“You have to pay for it — You have to pay for it. There’s no reason to vote your crush to pay for it.”
Paywall and monetization frustration
Users are upset about mandatory payments to access basic features or functionality.
4
reviews
“You have to pay for it — You have to pay for it. There’s no reason to vote your crush to pay for it.”
“Pls don’t use this app — Don’t recommend it don’t try this app it does not work at all and you need to pay money about 20 just to let it work and I did it and it wasn’t worth my money so I m trying to save you guys pls don’t try this app.”
“It would a cap — It is cap trust me”
App quality and technical issues
Reports of bugs, poor design, and unresponsive behavior, including crashes or malfunctioning features.
3
reviews
“Hi so this is trash it have explosive diarrhea and it gave me clymadia — I hate this game”
“Not true — The game says it’s for age 4 but it’s like teenage questions. You have to come up with your own questions like for example “Does Jack… it just has three little dots so it’s not good at all so don’t get it!!!!!!!”
“Can no droit — Help”
Copycat accusations and intellectual property concerns
One user claims the app is a direct copy of their original Android app, raising legal concerns.
1
reviews
“You Stole My App (Developer) — You literally copied my entire Android app, which I created years ago. The design and how it works is pretty much identical. I’ll give you chance to change the app or take it down before I file a claim against you or if that doesn’t work, t”